Amsterdam : Sex and Drugs Capital of the Europe

*Please take note that this post is an offensive one. Please bear with me.

I've watched it in several films such as Deuce Bigalow : European Gigolo and Eurotrip. Indeed, Amsterdam is the world's sex and drugs capital of Europe. Sex dens and drug restaurants are all allowed there and there is no age limit. [to all you pervs, go and fly there!] The exact spot is the Red Light District. It's like the place where all sex dens and drug shops are there. They serve you brownies with cannabis stuffed within and you won't quickly realize what's hit you. You'll want more of it and the more you intake, the more addicted you become. If prostitutes in the Philippines are at the hidden alleys of Quezon Ave., in this district, they're everywhere. They, themselves are their own promoters stripping in front of a window except that they aren't mannequins who wear and display clothes. They strip it off! That's how they promote it. A sex den is like an advertisement, the more cool it looks, the more you get. Just think of a mannequin from Guess and instead of displaying clothes, they strip them off displaying nudity. Even men are prostitutes there and they're called gigolos or man-whores or male bitches, and they call their privates as va-guy-nas.

As weird as to how they are allowed to do such things, it still is probably one of the worst ways to sell the dignity of the people as well as to just give pleasure. It is a wrong way to promote and be rich but forever will your reputation be ruined. They might have different cultures, traditions and religious beliefs, it is already a known fact that prostitution and smoking crack is wrong. It always was, and always will be wrong.

xoxo,
Pat

spirituous booze

Lol. Well, the following liquors/cocktails are the ones I'd love to have later (Not later later, I meant like 10 years later.) [FYI, I'd want to be a bartender soon so I'd be unique!]

• Absolut Vodka
  
• This is very intriguing. I've been wanting to taste this bud for like months now but I can't get a hold of it simply 'coz have no cash. But maybe this New Year I could.. lol. My friends told me it's a hard one though.
• The ff. Absolut recipes
  Absolut Anti-freeze #2 recipe
  Absolut Dream recipe
  Absolut Evergreen recipe
  Absolut Hulk recipe
  Absolut Lemonade recipe
  Absolut Limousine recipe
  Absolut Mixer recipe
  Absolut Redhead recipe
  Absolut Royal Fuck recipe
  Absolut Salty Dog recipe
  Absolut Sex recipe
  Absolut Splash recipe
  Absolut Stress #2 recipe
  Absolut Stress recipe
  Absolute Monster recipe
  Absolutely Bananas recipe
  Absolutly Screwed Up recipe
  
• Absinth
• Absinthe is like a legendary drink in the Czech. Rep. I saw this drink advertised on the movie, Eurotrip and I looked it up online I just because I am intrigued, I wanna try it someday. It is said to be very, very hard like pure gin. This substance is of green, glowing-like green color.
• the ff. Absinthe recipes
  Absinthe Cocktail recipe
  Absinthe Curacao Frappe recipe
  Absinthe Flip recipe
  Absinthe Martini recipe
  Absinthe Minded Martini recipe [harhar.lol]
  Absinthe Suissesse recipe
• Bacardi
• A drink that is hugely popular in the US even though it originated in Cuba. This is unusually found in house parties but clubs.
• the ff. Bacardi mixes
  Bacardi Buck recipe
  Bacardi Cocktail recipe
  Bacardi Daug recipe
  Bacardi Geezer recipe
  Bacardi Gold & Cola recipe
  Bacardi Hurricane recipe
  Bacardi Martini recipe
  Bacardi O Tini recipe
  Bacardi Orange recipe
  Bacardi Pina Colada recipe
  Bacardi Pink recipe
  Bacardi Refresher recipe
  Bacardi Remix recipe
  Bacardi Special recipe
  Bacardi Stinger recipe
  Bacardi Volcano recipe
  Bacardi Yeah Martini Cocktail recipe
  Bacardi-ade recipe
• Carribean drinks
• This isn't a brand but it is a series of recipes used with a single recipe fruit. This drink is well-off for nearby carribean places.
• the ff. Carribean drinks
  Caribbean Barefooted recipe
  Caribbean Bliss recipe
  Caribbean Blues recipe
  Caribbean Breeze #2 recipe
  Caribbean Breeze recipe
  Caribbean Bulldog recipe
  Caribbean Champagne recipe
  Caribbean Chat recipe
  Caribbean Cooler recipe
  Caribbean Cruise recipe
  Caribbean Delight recipe
  Caribbean Dream recipe
  Caribbean Harvest recipe
  Caribbean Ice Tea recipe
  Caribbean Kiss recipe
  Caribbean Madras recipe
  Caribbean Martini recipe
  Caribbean Martini recipe
  Caribbean Milk recipe
  Caribbean Mist recipe
  Caribbean Murder recipe
  Caribbean Pineapple recipe
  Caribbean Queen recipe
  Caribbean Romance recipe
  Caribbean Screwdriver recipe <---- sweet!!
• Caribbean Smuggler recipe
• Caribbean Splash recipe
• Caribbean Sunset recipe
• Gin and Tonic
• This one's made by bartenders and they aren't usually sold in supermarkets so yeah.
• Sangria
• The name probably derived from "holy grail" or "san greal" or "sang real." A strong yet sweet-like drink famous in European countries.
• Smirnoff
• I nearly got hold of this but I was a few Pesos short so shitstick. It's not strong, its just a lil bit stronger than a punch. That's all.

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I am not an alcoholic person. I just want to try and explore this stage of life. It is normal. lol.

I'll add more soon!

Chimo!

xoxo,
Pat

arbitrary blog dossier

Hi! So.. I just decided to fill in this web log with random thoughts. Random thoughts, random actions and random anything that I feel somehow unique or something. Whatever! I'll get onto business. (Business?wtf?)

So this past few days, I've been more into the infamous Rubik's Cube. I've had those nice 3x3x6 blocks ever since I have learned how to grasp things - which was like 12 years ago. So yeah. Before, I just can't appreciate it but now, I've given exactly my whole patience, which, by the way is shorter than an hour, and guess what? I made one side complete. Now see here, I don't use ordinary colored cube (though I have one), I use the one with shapes and letters. This way, I can improve more not just basing on the block's color but also the pattern on what direction does this letter face at or where the smiley face points at. I've figured, this process has gotten so much easier now that I have nearly mastered my own abstract blocks.

As of now, I am in dire want of the Limited Edition 1996 Rubik's Cube made of some real silver and platinum elements and is chrome in color. There are only 2500 of these babies and well, they're obviously gone since it happened a decade and a year ago. Some of my friends in school also like this mind-boggling game. I am recommending this to you so that you can enjoy it too as well as improve your strategic thinking.


Moving on, I am endorsing to you my product: the iPatty Limited Chrome Edition.

This is just for fun though. lol.


It's main features?

• 256 GB
• Touch Screen and
• Sensory Rotating Wheel
• Bose-designed earphones
• Capable of all music and video files
• 1/3 in thick, 3.7in long, and 2 in wide with a 1.7 in LCD 64M colors!
  

It's other sub-features include customizable wallpaper, color-changing time playing bar, built in Wi-Fi that downloading from iTunes and unplugging from YouTube is easy as ABC and 123, 72-hour playback music time, 24-hour video/movie play time. It also comes with a chrome pen pointer that instead of your fingers, just use them like you own a NDS or a PDA. Lastly, behind this product is the Apple logo together with the embossed autograph of the designer.

*This unit only sells 100 of them and they are sold by auction. A portion of the proceeds will go to selected worldwide charities by the designer.*


Another random splat.

I just drank an imported Ensure from our freezer so it was cold as ice, and as creamy as ice cream. I had the vanilla flavor and it tastes so great! You should try it! (err, not the local product ok?)


That's it for now!

Chimo!


xoxo,
Pat

Jonas Brothers.

These boys are one of the coolest musicians ever. They are the Jonas Brothers. They are actually four brothers but the youngest is so young, he's Frankie and he's 7 years old who hopes to be the band's drummer when he's old enough. The members of the band are Nick, 15 (left) the reason they got discovered and he plays the guitar and is the band vocalist, Joe, 18 (center) plays the keyboards and also the vocalist, and Kevin (20) is their lead guitarist.

Before, they just sang the theme song for the hit Disney series, Jake Long the American Dragon. Now they are uber-popular in the US. They make such great and catchy tunes that's why I like them. They have contributed their talents to making theme songs for other Disney shows. Their hit song include "Year 3000" a remake of the original one popularized by the UK boy band, Busted, another is "Mandy" which is about their disable friend named Mandy, "Look me in the Eyes", "Time for Me to Fly", "Underdog" for the movie Underdog, "Poor Unfortunate Souls" for the movie Little Mermaid, "Take a Breath", "SOS", "Hold On", "I Wanna Be Like You", "I am What I am", "6 Minutes", "Crazy Kinda Crush On You", "Kids of the Future", a remake of "Kids of America" and "That's Just the Way We Roll."

They got discovered when their brother Nick was heard singing by a producer with his soulful RnB like voice. It was just a solo record at first but when Nick introduced his talented brothers and all the other songs they've made, they were immediately given a contract.

This is the Official JoBros Logo!




As for me, this is the best Brother:

For more info, go check out their Myspace profile.

I am recommending these guys to you.

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xoxo,
Pat

effects of people addicted to other people

Well, if you can't seem to understand the title, then I will explain it to you. "Effects of People Addicted to Other People" simply means you love having the company of that person no matter how boring, how horny or how idiotic that person may be. There's that "je ne sais quoi" or a mysteriously appealing factor that makes you want to be around him/her. Get it?

so the effects:

1. Lose ca$h just to please them.
2. You let them discover who you really are without any hesitations.
3. Miss them - duh!
4. Have too much fun you forget you got more important things to do.
5. Sometimes don't have too much too discuss because you've drained it all from each other.
6. You have a weird pet name.

I'll add more soon!

[this is based on personal experience]

xoxo,
Pat

random online community rants

Meee in a nutshell. In this blog I will try and address certain issues that I feel are sad, pathetic and or just plain moronic. These things have started to spread out, becoming a common thing in FS and I've taken the liberty to list what I dislike about them.

Allow me to firstly say, YOU ARE NOT AT THE FUCKING DISCO!

On other areas relating to music, quoting your favorite song or any song is fine, I do it, but quoting emo songs are lame. Thanks to all you people who've done that that song has been ruined for me. That makes you so much like a paparazzi-seeking freak show.

Another thing is, what's with the sudden obsession most girls on FS have with listing all their bad qualities on the site?
"I'm a bitch,"
"I get jealous easily,"
"You don't want to know me,"
"I hate compliments."
And then you say "And I want a boyfriend" After all this, you wonder why you don't have one?

People don't visit your profile so they can find out how much they dislike you before they know you. Isn't FS about meeting new people and friends, how the fuck do you plan on doing that when you describe yourself as a "Fat, ugly bitch". Truth is none of you are really fat or ugly, stop attention seeking and god if I read one more fucking profile that says "I'm a bitch" on the first line of their About Me section I will scream and slap you then possibly gouge your eyes out with rusty spoons.

However, it's not just girls that are offenders but guys too, the term "Straightedge" is being used so loosely by so many guys on FS. If you actually are straightedge good for you, if you're not but you post it on your profile anyway because it's the cool new hardcore, scene thing you do you're a fuckstick. This also aimed at guys. Having your featured friends being semi-naked women when you're 12 years old isn't cool, you're not a "pLaYa" you're just a little boy who thinks boobs are cool. Get a girlfriend; stop with the one-handed typing.

While we're still on the subject of guys - 40 year olds with 15 year old girls in their featured friends, you don't think 25 years is perhaps a little bit too much gap? Oh my, pictures too, where do I start? the shot of you holding your fingers to your head shaped like a gun with the caption "Bang bang, guns go bang bang" just wait until you're 18 or 21 and you can buy yourself a real gun.

Here's some more picture advice, having the caption "Look at me, I'm so emo" underneath your picture isn't that funny nor cool, no one reads that and says "Shit man, they're emo step back." That's not how people would normally react. Normally they'd just say, "ok so you're emo. fiiine. it's your life."

Also, in your relationship status, you're not divorced unless you were married, it's not a divorce if you break up with you boyfriend or girlfriend of two months, stop being so fucking melodramatic.

Moreover, the issue of English, grammar and typing. MSN or SMS or YM typing is not real English, it's barely even legible. I know I do this but I try to change it asap. It somewhat affects my writing. Although if I'm in a hurry, I'm excused. lol. Anyway, if you want people to think that you're dyslexic, please by all means go on typing like that if not go buy a dictionary. Recently it's become a popular thing to leave out grammar or slur it to make the person writing it "HaRdC0r3". Do you think you go to school or went to school on a daily basis to end up replacing the letter 'E' with the number '3' and use the words "Like, umm & and" as every second word in your sentences?

The shift key on your keyboard was not meant to be used "LyK DiS" so give it up, you're not cool, I'm not impressed and you just come off looking like an illiterate moron by doing it.

Another thing that annoys me are those f.u.c.k.i.n.g. chain letters. I mean why the heck would a headless kid murder you on your sleep?? wtf?! That's just too much paranormal things. Just because I didn't repost a story or a chain letter, some kid's gonna kill me around 11:53pm. C'mon. Grow up. I have ignored them and guess what? I am still alive and kicking. What's the point of a chain letter anyway? Scare people off? And I also hate those "Repost this in _ minutes or else you will have bad luck in _ years..." Damnit. That there, is just plain crap. A load of shit. Our lives in reality cannot be influenced by a mere online chain letter. You know what, I'll send a chain letter to those who love them telling them to promise that that letter will be the last chain letter they'll ever re-send. A CHAIN LETTER THAT TELLS PEOPLE TO STOP THE SPREAD OF THAT IDIOCY. THE CHAIN LETTER IDIOCY. AND THAT WILL BE THE LAST CHAIN MAIL THEY'LL EVER SPREAD.

Lastly, all those younger generations that pretend to be everything they think is what is cool about the scene stereotype. If you're not sure what I mean please refer to list below.

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How to know if your young friend is being a fake or somewhat becoming a f.u.c.k.i.n.g. poseur:

-They say they're so damn vain or narcissistic (this one's a big one, try asking them if they know what narcissism actually means.)
-They have the word 'cunt' splattered all over their profile. (They probably don't even know what it means!)
-Says something to the effect of I'm young and I don't give fuck I'll fucking smash you if you [...] (blah blah blah).
-You open their profile and their song list is filled with trash metal and screamo bands, be honest with yourself can you picture them at a random show?
-Pictures of blood or bleeding people, just gross ok, not cool, just f.u.c.k.i.n.g. gross.

----my rants are over for now. I'll update soon.

xoxo,
Pat